CHAIREMY™
THE ECONOMY IS NOW FURNITUREEST. WHEN HE BECAME A CHAIR

CHAIREMY

JEREMY ALLAIRE? CLOSE.

CHAIRMAN
OF THE
BOARD.

He processed the money.
Then he became the furniture.

PRESS IT. THIS IS YOUR DUE DILIGENCE.
FIG. 01 / THE FINAL FORM OF FINANCENice pale skin
FOUR LEGS. ONE VISION.PLEASE REMAIN SEATED ↓0 CHAIRS SUMMONED
01 / CINEMATIC CHAIR UNIVERSE30 SECONDS YOU WILL NOT GET BACK

ABSOLUTE CHAIRNEMA.

100 TRILLION DOLLARS. USDC. CIRCLE. CHAIR CHAIR CHAIR.TAKE THE FILM ↗
THE RECEIPT IS REAL. THE CHAIR IS A CHAIR.

$100T+

USDC LIFETIME ONCHAIN VOLUME.

AS OF 12 SEP 2026 · ORIGINAL USDC POST ↗
“
one hundred
trillion dollars
JEREMY ALLAIRE · 14 SEP 2026 ↗and somehow... a chair.
02 / THERE IS NO ESCAPEEVERYWHERE YOU LOOK. CHAIR.

THE CHAIRVERSE.

03 / PROOF OF SITONE LESS CHAIR. ONE MORE PROBLEM.

MUSICAL CHAIRS.

Six rounds. Six NPCs. An unreasonable amount of Jeremy.
When the music stops, tap an empty CHAIREMY. Last sitter wins.

  1. RESPECT THE GROOVE.Wait while the chairs dance. Sitting early gets you fired.
  2. SILENCE MEANS SIT.Tap an empty CHAIREMY before the NPCs take every seat.
  3. OUTSIT THE BOARD.One less chair each round. Six rounds to become chairman.
ROUND
1 / 6
YOUR FASTEST SIT
—

You + 6 NPCs. Only 6 CHAIREMYs. Last sitter wins.

TAP A CHAIR / SPACE TO SIT · SOUND OPTIONAL

7 PLAYERS / 6 CHAIRS
YOU HAVE REACHED THE END OF THE INTERNET.

HAVE A SEAT.

The board has approved your sitting.